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Everyone loves to laugh. It releases stress and gives us something to smile about after a long day. Below are some of our favorite jokes, videos, and quotes that we hope make you smile!
The Car
There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault may have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows and see if it works?"
For The Birds
Taxes
"Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent." - Anonymous.
You Know You're From Chicago When...
You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily.
You can name three or four extra taxes nobody else pays.
You say Chicawgo and not Chicaago.
You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to guard your parking spot in winter.
You know exactly how many cars are "legally" allowed to turn left after the light turns red.
You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois. You become irate at people who do
You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake"
You think 35 degrees is great weather to wash your car!
You can distinguish between the following area codes: 847,630,773,708, 312, & 815
You live two miles from work and it takes you two hours to drive there
You don't flinch when you pay the fifth toll of your 45-minute car ride on the highway
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"Laughter is an instant vacation.." -Milton Berle |
